can you tell where batman is in this picture? no? does it seem like hes not in this picture? well you’d be wrong because he is the city. his soul is merged with the city of gotham.
here he is turning into a city mech
this is fucking epic i wish batman was a tyrannosaur
happy hauntings! i hope i’ve made your year a little spookier. i’m too old to trick ‘r treat, but i’d love it if anyone wants to buy me a king-sized snickers bar or just share their favorite scary fun fact in the notes! stay ghastly ya ghouls🫀
thank you SO much to this preposterous superstar who not only bought me a candy bar but ALSO informed me of the existence of the Japanese Shirime, aka the Butt Eye Monster. thank you you deranged monarch
it literally just wanders around at night flashing and scaring the (heh, figurative) shit out people. it’s otherwise completely harmless what the frick.
what’s even better is that this myth has been around since at least the 1700s. impeccable
Some person from the 1700s: And then it bent over and looked at me through it’s anus! I have no idea what it could’ve been!
Some guy who got drunk and decided to moon people last night: Oh, haven’t you heard?
Sometimes a cult classic is a movie I love and get like 4 people to watch. I’m the cult leader
I’ve been letting annoying comments slide but I draw the line at a literal marvel movie you need to leave this post bc a multi million dollar blockbuster isn’t a cult classic you’re just watching a blockbuster
